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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Quintessential Collection Of Notable Quotables: For Every Conceivable Occasion (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)
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Here it is: the quintessential collection of notable quotes for all occasions. Grouped together in weird categories as only Uncle John could do, you’ll find quotes about farts, firsts, dogs, Canada, male chauvinist pigs, colors, TV, aliens, and more! And not just quotes, either--there are great facts, fun quizzes, and a few longer articles about how quotations shape our world. As if that weren’t enough, there are a ton of eye-opening new entries for Uncle John’s Quotationary. (Love: “Being stupid together.” --Paul Valery) And to make it easier than ever to find the exact quote you’re looking for, there is a by-subject index as well a by-name index. Here are but a few of the thousands of great quotations awaiting you:“I don’t really care what I’m famous for.” --Jessica Simpson“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” --Charlie Chaplin“The way that I feel about music is there is no right and wrong. Only true and false.” --Fiona Apple“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” --A. A. Milne“Bears are crazy. They’ll bite your head if you’re wearing a steak on it.” --Space Ghost

Series: Uncle John's Bathroom Readers

Paperback: 504 pages

Publisher: Portable Press; Revised edition (January 23, 2007)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 1592236898

ISBN-13: 978-1592236893

Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 1.1 inches

Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces

Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

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I am a huge Uncle John's fan and this is one of their best books. Brilliantly put together, it combines quote that are humorous, sad, inspirational and just plain weird. A must have for any Bathroom Reader collection. "Go with the Flow!"

Although I enjoyed this edition just as much as I did the other edition "Collossal Collection of "Quotable" Quotes",for which I wrote and posted a Review on October 23,2010; something went awray.When I went to post a Review on "Quintessential",I found the other Review there.So I checked an Lo,and Behold the review was posted both places.In an effort to correct things,I deleted it here.Guess what happened;it got deleted in both places.Oh well,at least this is a first for me.I wonder now,if this review is going to show up for both books? Anyway,this is also an excellent collection of quotations as well. I've always enjoyed quotations,something which there seems to be an inexhaustible supply of,and there are many here that are new to me. I particularly liked the Indian Proverbs we find on page 345;and here are a few of them; "The one who tells the stories,rules the world."--Hopi "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."--Cherokee "The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives."--Sioux "Each bird loves to hear himself sing."--Arapaho "The man who gives his opinion freely should be ready to fight fiercely."--Iowa "We will be known forever by the tracks we leave."--Dakota

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers never disappoint me. They seem to always find some of the best material for their books. Kudos!

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