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As a 22-year-old female, my life is pretty surreal. I travel the world writing books while getting my Master’s Degree at a prestigious university.Sounds like I have my shit together, huh? Well, don’t judge a book by its cover. I’ve had my fair share of nights stumbling out of clubs without my dignity and conversations convincing my friends murder is never a good idea. I’m at the point in my life where tequila tastes like that one time I almost died, and whenever I go out people are starting to recognize me from the dating app Tinder. Being a millennial in the dating world is filled with incredibly traumatic first-world problems. Being constantly surrounded by absolute mayhem and mishap, situations come up where I think, “I can’t make this shit up.” Just recently, I started working on a project shedding light on everything that can go wrong in the dating world. The people you meet are usually found on the internet and scandals can easily be broadcasted on apps like Snapchat. But hey, videographers are pricey, as is a publicist, so nothing says cheap attention like a scandal. When I shared one of my stories with friends on Facebook, I reached out for any hilarious dating stories. I started receiving a crazy amount of messages from people I've never even met. That’s when I got the idea to use these stories and compile them into a completely anonymous book. Sometimes you have to laugh at your own judgment. Grab a glass (or bottle) of wine and get ready to laugh about all of the secret ‘hot mess’ situations of those around you.I can't make this shit up.
File Size: 492 KB
Print Length: 60 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Publication Date: August 31, 2016
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B01I46EEUS
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Not Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Full disclosure..I was Kaila's college English professor and I always encourage my students to write and publish. Looks like Kaila did exactly that and what a surprise. She is constantly on the go and she puts down her adventures in drinking, sex, love, relationships, and things that happen while engaging in the aforementioned activities. It's actually pretty funny, poignant, disgusting, provocative...but it was written with gusto. Read, laugh, and say to oneself, "why didn't I write this?" Then send in your story! Can't wait to read what is coming next...and with Kaila doing the writing, it will be even better.
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